$5.95

OCD Anti-Bacterial Hand Sanitizer

Directions: Open Cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open Cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Makes sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck...

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$5.95

You Nasty Hand Sanitizer

So go ahead and denastify yourself with this gentle solution of sanitization.  It’s like rubbing...

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$5.95

Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

This hand sanitizer is great for people with cats and know who’s in charge. And those in charge are NOT the...

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$5.95

Wait, Was That Slutty Hand Sanitizer

Here is a hand sanitizer that also comes with a gentle, reassuring solution.  Apply immediately following...

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$9.95

Toilet Shot Glasses

Instead of ending your night with your head in the toilet, why not start your night that way? This hilarious set...

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$5.95

Emergency Underpants

Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you’ll be prepared...

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$6.95

Bacon Tuxedo Gift Box

Shock and confuse your friends or family with this bacon tuxedo gift box. Just put your real gift inside the...

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$5.95

Bacon Bandages

Wrap any minor cut or scrap in the magical healing power of bacon! Each 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin...

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$3.25

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

Can’t get enough of that delicious bacon flavor?? Make yourself drool all day long by reapplying this bacon...

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$12.95

Poop Bank

The Poop Bank measures 5″ tall x 5.5″ wide and comes wrapped in protective plastic inside its own speci

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$17.50

Tuxedo T-Shirt

Looking for a T-shirt with a little class? Then this Tuxedo T-shirt is just what you are looking for! It features...

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$11.95

The Ultimate Geek Pen

This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the metal tip one way and you...

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$9.95

Screw You Wine Opener, Novelty Corkscrew

Give yourself a hand when opening your next bottle of wine!  The Screw You Wine Opener is the perfect novelty...

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$5.95

Pickle Toothpaste

Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent pickle paste. Share and Enjoy:

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$3.25

Pickle Lip Balm

Each tube is 2-1/2″ long with a twist bottom dispenser. Dill Flavored Pickle Lip Balm. Share and Enjoy:

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$5.95

Mood Mustaches, Fake Mustaches

It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs!  Each fancy facial decoration...

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$11.95

Handerpants

Finally – Underpants for your Hands! These form fitting, breathable cotton Handerpants fit most hands. Not...

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$5.95

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

This tube of Bacon Flavored Toothpaste is the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your...

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$5.95

Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon

Each pack contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy “meat” sealed in a plastic bag. Sha

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$3.25

Absinthe Lip Balm

Each tube is 2-1/2″ long with a twist bottom dispenser.  Net weight .16 ounces. Share and Enjoy:

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